Carrot Sticks

Carrot Tanning

Should I keep using tanning Lotion?

I started using this tanning lotion for picture day and it made my skin on my face and arms a glowing orange. My pictures were fine but everyone is giving me attention. I haven’t got a lot of attention before but I love the attention. Everyone calls me carrot [...]

Carrot Tanning Oil

Does it sound like I’m not digesting my food?

If your poop is discolored, like orange or tan or toupe or grey, and has chunks of undigested food, does this mean that less calories/nutrients are being absorbed? What I mean is, carrots that are still chunky and yellow-orange, tan chicken, jet-black after eating a [...]

Tanning Carrot Oil

Why do I naturally tan orange?

I’m a lifeguard, so I have no need of that sunless tanning, tanning oils, or any other tanning assistance crap. The only time I’ve ever used such a product is when I accidentally mistook it for sunscreen – and even then it was only a small amount.
However, despite [...]